Friday, January 25, 2013

Dashing or Disgusting?

Legend has it the Druids created a magical dust that was stolen by a pack of faeries. Known for their mischief the faeries wasted little time and blanketed the length and breadth of Scotland with the potent powder. Not long after the Great Sprinkling the lust-dust rendered the men of Scotland irresistible to women of all ages and cultures. The legend holds true to this day.

Sir Sean Connery
Just... Yum!
Sound implausible? Maybe, although no more mind-boggling than that of a woman who drools to the point of dehydration over her favorite Scottish guy clad in a kilt. Let’s face it, in the United States, pleats and plaids have long been relegated to grandma’s Christmas attire, and correct me if I’m wrong, but no one is having hot flashes (not even grandpa) over that staid image. So, what makes a kilt-wearing Scotsman sexy? Might it be the provocative sight of well-muscled calves below the hem line? The in your face attitude about going commando, or, perhaps the idea of sneaking a peek at a tight bum beneath said kilt that gets women revved? Whatever your predilection it's all good.

I would like to think all men are kilt-worthy; however, I do believe that donning a kilt, is a matter of course and most likely preset in a Scotsman’s DNA—and maybe this is where the real turn-on comes into play. When a guy is completely secure in his manhood and cultural traditions what red-blooded female can resist such sexy self-confidence? Not me! 

Mike Meyers as 'Fat Bastard'

I suppose there are a few of you out there who might argue and say any man could pull off a kilt. Ha! Not a chance, and here’s why. Close your eyes and imagine Gerard Butler, Ewan Macgregor, Kevin McKidd, or one of your favorite Scotsman naked, er, I mean kilted. Linger on that image for a moment or two. Okay, everyone, breathe. Now, open your eyes and take a gander to the right and behold (Mike Meyer's character) 'Fat Bastard.'

 Dashing, or disgusting? 

So, you still think just any man wears a kilt well? 

Point made? Yup, I thought so.






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